The reason my brother never tells me about girls. Bro: Bye, see you later
Me: Where are you going?
Bro: I'm going to samankjtnlkjk.,.kjkljs house *mumble*
Me: Who?
Bro: My friend sams house
Me: I don't know him
Bro: I hang out with her all the time!
Me: WAIT. You hang out with "HER".
Bro: Yes....
Me: OHMYGOD WHAT'S SHE LIKE? WHAT DO YOU GUYS HAVE IN COMMON? WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE? WHERE DOES SHE LIVE?
Bro: .........dude, I said she's my friend.
Me: You've never had a friend that's a girl, I call bullshit.
Bro: BYEEEEEEEEEE